Monday, December 7, 2009

There once was a girl

And she met a boy. And the boy was great and they liked each other very much.

But the boy had a cat. And the cat, he didn't much like the girl.And so he tried to hide from his feelings and from the growing affection between the boy and the girl.And he tried to use male bonding to drive the girl out.And he tried to have a heart to heart (or head to head) with the boy about the girl.But the boy's mind could not be changed and so they got engaged and then the next year the girl brought her things to the house of the boy and his cat. And the cat expressed his displeasure.But the girl did not leave. So, the cat laid in her freshly laundered towels.And he again expressed his displeasure. He said, "Why are you here and ruining my life?"But the girl did not leave. And eventually the boy and the girl decided that it was time to once again bring balance to the house. And so, in their most spontaneous and least thought about decision of the year, they adopted a girl kitten.
And she was happy and cuddly and wonderful.And they named her Halo after the boy's favorite video game at the time. And she kept the girl company through long nights of Xbox.And she served as a guard of the girl from the cat, albeit sometimes a sleepy one.And they all lived happily ever after. Except the cat who is suspected to be incapable of happiness. The end.

3 comments:

Mary December 9, 2009 at 10:31 AM  

What a funny story. I hope you don't mind me saying that your FI's cat looks like an asshole! And the new girl cat looks like a sweet angel:)

mrs.leah.maria December 15, 2009 at 12:47 PM  

Absolutely hilarious! I'm so partial to tabbies, it's not even funny. They are both beautiful.

In reference to the Amazing Grace we used, I'm in the process of trying to find it! It was just untitled on limewire 3 years ago . . . which made it very hard to play, but my husband's aunt basically played it by ear.

kanishk January 25, 2010 at 3:03 AM  

What a cute doggie nephew!!! Very adorable!

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